despite my newfound love of pirate entries...
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(recorded 1/6/04 @ 12:36:26 AM)
*holds up a glass*
Cheers to 100,000. Chris, you are awesome.
The rest of you too. *clinky*
Oh, a weekend of fun quotes, courtesy of all the pre-pubescent kids hanging out at Mesa Grande on Sunday night. Thank god for the lot of them...
"No, I really think that if you tried hard enough you could swallow your own tongue." to which the date responded, "Good, I'm tired of you trying to make me swallow it. Perv."
"At least 'Leave It To Beaver' had a plot."
"I hate sunday because only four people want to have fun, and that doesn't include my parents."
"When my mom picks us up just pretend that you didn't know I was going to be here. She won't mind."
"Oh my god I think my water broke!" to which the friend responded, "That's funny, you don't even fuck yourself!"
"If you were a tramp I wouldn't be best friends with you."
"I can't believe you said I was fat. It's not like I don't try you know!"
"Doesn't Panda Express ever get sued for trying to sell an endangered species?"
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